Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Gang-E and Dhi-MAN

Manoj Dhiman (popularly known as Dhiman) and Pravin Gangwar (Gangi, the Man from Mars, Alien and Gang-E (after Wall-E)) were two Aero guys with whom I spent a lot of my time with in the past three years.The three of us formed a very good team. The deal between us was very clear - Dhiman took care of the theory (attended classes, made notes, solved assignments etc.) while Gangi and I looked after the practical part of the courses (experiments, projects etc.). This style of preparation not only saved a lot of time but also gave good results.
Gang-E in his usual style!

Gangi is popular for his never-ending list of violent acts. He can't stop himself from getting into violent and crazy acts whenever a potentially dangerous item gets into his reach. He can think of some of the weirdest ideas which one can only see in the old grindhouse movies. Such weird ideas are beyond the imagination of a human being and this raised some doubts about the secrets behind his existence. The single question which every person asks about him is "Is Gangi a real human being or an alien in disguise?"
Many people in IITK believe that Gangi is one of those aliens who came to the Earth around 20 years ago in a spaceship and was accidentally left behind. There is a rumor that Gangi sold his story to Rakesh Roshan who later on made the movie "Koi Mil Gaya" using it. One can easily prove this by looking at the way Gangi reacts to the sounds "Om Om Om Om". (You can try this with him. But make sure that you stand at a safe distance away from him). Gangi wanted to use the money he took from Rakesh Roshan to build a spaceship and get back to mars. But he soon realised that building a spaceship is not an easy task. So, he joined the Aerospace Engineering Department to learn about building a spaceship which can take him back to Mars. Our scientists spend a lot of time and money looking for aliens in space but they do not care about aliens on Earth. When our scientists start looking for aliens on earth, it would not take much time to catch Gang-E.

Dhi-MAN entering ladies toilet!

Dhiman is more popular with professors than with students. He used to speak more with a professor than with his girl friend due to which his girl ditched him. Since then he left girls and started chatting with guys!
He strongly believes that Gangi is an alien and devised many experiments (including the Koi Mil Gaya test where he observes Gangi's reactions to "Om Om Om Om") to prove it. But since aliens are much more intelligent than Dhiman, Gangi easily withstood most of his tests. Somehow Dhiman is convinced that Gangi is an alien and believes that it doesnt take much time for the world to realise this. He loves Gangi so much and is worried that people might catch him and torture him if they find out the truth. So he wants to protect Gangi at any cost. He wants to send Gangi back to his home planet before the world realises the truth.

He initially wanted to be a pilot but later on changed his opinion to help Gangi. His favourite courses are Flight Mechanics, Space Dynamics and Propulsion - all of whom play a major role in sending objects into deep space. He now wants to do his PhD, make a spaceship and help Gangi in getting back to his home planet. Meanwhile, Gangi is going to take up a job in Madrid, Spain to make some money and also to learn more about spacecraft propulsion. Both of them left me from this issue as they don't want me to know their secrets.

Its fine Gangi.. Happy Journey. But, jaane se pehale ek baar bye bol dena!


3 comments:

  1. Wall-E was not an alien ... eva was the alien :P

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  2. @torpedo03..
    Ahem! Ahem! .. Accepted
    But you know, the name "Gang-E" became too popular among our batch mates (especially Aero) to care about such issues!
    Anyways, in a movie "Gang-E" made on Mars, Gangi would be a martian.. So, on Earth he would be an alien! :P

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  3. I hope gang-E isn't here on earth to plan an invasion.. I'm sry.. but I usually am very skeptical when it comes to extra terrestrial lifeforms.. [;)]

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